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Comments of the Week: 'It was akin to picking up a porn mag'

Your finest, funniest and oddest comments over the past seven days

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Disney shuts LucasArts game publisher
"This joke is best said in a Scottish accent: LucasArts wanted Star Wars 1313 and Walt Disney.
Ba-doom tish!!!!!!! I'll get my coat!!!!!!!"
- Bazza316
Needs more exclamation marks, we feel


Destiny draws inspiration from The Wire and Lost - Bungie design director
"I have beef because i'm still waiting for a moment a major publisher goes "hey ho lets make a game that isn't a cash cow and actually engages the player." I have beef because there's no a single game in the forseable future that has me a single ounce excited. I may's well just watch a film instead of play games these days it's cheaper."
- BenThomasFoster
To be fair, if you've got beef in this day and age you should feel lucky it came from a cash cow and not a cash horse


Sega silent on Aliens: Colonial Marines Wii U delay
"The one time where the Wii-U not having a game is actually a bonus"
- DAEDALUS79
Expert trolling of both Wii U and Sega in one sentence, there


Free-to-play haters 'are a vocal minority', says EA exec
"Translation: 'I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how rich I am.'"
- Balladeer
You'd think all that money would pay for a diamond-plated hearing aid or something


Free-to-play haters 'are a vocal minority', says EA exec
"On the topic of 'Freemium' games, what the heck happened with Curiosity? Are people still tapping away? Did someone get to the 'life changing' centre?"
- RustySpoon80
It's probably got bubble gum in the middle or something. You know, that used to be life-changing back in the day, you whippersnapper


Attack of the clones: The 15 worst ports of beloved games
"As an old git it amazes me when the new kids bemoan how a lot of games look now but hey that's progress, I remember the Speccy version of Street Fighter. My excitement in getting it home and playing it was akin to when you would pick up what looked like an epic porn mag only to get it home and find some bastard had put little black boxes over all the good stuff..."
- KK-Headcharge78
Hey, pilots have to get their kicks somehow

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