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You probably already know this man, Francis. He's the guy who went mental over Error 37 and expressed his dissatisfaction with a beautiful, rage laced burst of profanity.
This time he's turning his attention to the Next Xbox, which according to the latest rumour is likely to require an "always online" internet connection.
Francis's criticism features an axe and the phrase "rural until I die". Watch and enjoy:
Caveat one: Yes he's a fictional character, but so is Homer Simpson. Caveat two: Microsoft hasn't confirmed it will use always-online technology